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Corny Creations

1. The All-Seeing Cornchip

Yes, the cornspiracy theories are True. This is the symbol the Chipmasons use to remind themselves that we are all being watched. The Illumincorni rule quietly hidden in plain packs of chips.

2. Salsaman

The corn chip that saves the day by flying into a Mexican dip jar and darts straight down your mouth hole without your consent. But just go with it. You know you like it.

3. Corny Little Devil

Have you ever thought, "just one more chip" before eating the whole packet? That's this guy sitting on your shoulder whispering in your ear every time. I'm also blaming him for all my dumb decisions I've ever made. ALL OF THEM.

4. Unicorn

This mysterious creature can only be described as perfect explosion of cheese powder mixed with that fresh crack of the first chomp of a chip pulled from a bowl at a kids party. The horn is not completely pointless, but it does round off at the thin end.

5. Wacken Open Air Fried

Germany is home to a lot of great things but there's nothing greater than finding yourself among 75 thousand other metalheads at W:O:A. Their beer is a close second.

6. Corn Dog

This little pup's bark has some bite but will give you unconditional love if you promise to play fetch and scratch him behind his ear. He's not house trained so watch out for his cheese wizz.

In The Feels

1. You Can't Fix Everything

No matter how hard we may try, sometimes somethings are just too far gone. Let it go.

2. Of Course They'll Love You

We're all different and we all deserve love. And everyone still loves deformed corn chips, right?

3. You Crack Me Up

You ever laughed so hard that you felt like you were cracking from the inside out but really you have some deep seeded emotional issues and the laughing is just a mask over the fact you're literally falling apart just like your stupid life? Me either.

Cornstars

1. James Cornfield

With tasty tunes such as Master of Chippies, For Whom the Cheese Tolls, Enter Salsaman, Harvester of Corn and The Dip That Never Comes, this chip is a tall order of salty goodness. WARNING: this product no longer goes well with beer.

2. Ozzy Oscorn

Wot the #$@% is this then? A paranoid %$#n' corn chip that eats $@%$n' bats and has some sort of #$%^& powder all over it's top lip. Yeah, that's right. I'm addicted to Dorito Dust too. Hand me a &9%$#n' straw.

3. Cornholio

He is Cornholio. He needs CCs for his bunghole.

4. Don CornLeone

Salsa is a dip that is best served cold. I'm gonna make him some guacamole he can't refuse.

5. Charlie Chiplin

He doesn't say much, but we all should live by this life lesson. "A day without corn chips is a day wasted." -Charlie Chiplin

6. Cheesus

Holy guacamole! He walked across salsa, he rose up from the pack, he turned water into sour cream and on one occasion, he went out with the boys and got nailed. He's our lord and savory!

7. Chipney Spears

Oh baby, baby. How was I supposed to know? That someone double dipped here.

8. Cornchip Foose

This little guy seems to be always overhaulin' some hot rod and restoring them in the Extreme Chili Cheese Garage. Be warned, this Chip may cause flames to spontaneously shoot out your exhaust.

9. Cornchipendales

These tasty guys are for the ladies. Oof, is it getting hot in here? Yes, but you can leave your hat on.

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Signature Set

1-72 Special Set Hand Autographed by the artist.